Found a cool poem…
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious pronsite of 'hot XXX Galore',
While I clicked my favorite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"Tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server,
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