Valve are selling head crab toys for $24.95. The perfect gift for your toddler.

I’d get one, but the shipping to England would probably cost twice as much.

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Mozmonkey has made a keyboard which sings when you press the caps lock key. It's one of the least used keys, and it controls an LED which can be easily modded to control a speaker instead.

The second victim found it sometime after lunch. I wandered by, acting as innocent as I could, and suggesting "Try turning your sound off" then asking "Did you install anything today? Could it be a virus?" She started getting a bit concerned and I couldn't hold a straight face any longer and ended up giving away my guilt.

The last guy never uses caps, so after waiting 2 weeks for it to happen I coerced him to press the key. He did and we had a good laugh about it.

I still have 5 more units setup and ready to go, I just have to find more victims"

View: Singing Keyboard

1. “All your base are belong to us.” – Zero Wing
2. “I am Error.” – Zelda II: The Adventures of Link
3. “Jill, why don’t you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick.” – Resident Evil
4. “You were doomed as soon as you lost the ability to love.” – Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
5. “Yo gangsta! Get ready to gang bang!” – Bust-a-Groove
6. “I feel asleep.” – Metal Gear
7. “You can't give it up! Triumph or die!” – Street Fighter Alpha 3
8. The DK Rap – Donkey Kong 64, Super Smash Bros Melee
9. “A Winner is You!” – Pro Wrestling
10. “Shine Get!” – Super Mario Sunshine

Most of them are from before my time, but 'All your base' has become so legendary, I didn't even know it was from a game.

Source: IGN

I found a 30 second trailer for the Simpsons Movie, due out in Summer 2007. I can't imagine it would be anything other than great, but I'm sort of wondering what they're going to fill a 90 minute film with.

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The “Brief Safe” is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4″ x 10″ secret compartment with Velcro closure and “special markings” on the lower rear portion. Leave the “Brief Safe” in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room

Nice idea, who'd want to rumage through a shitty pair of underpants.

Read more[Via: Gizmodo]

The Mozilla foundation have closed the Firefox Flicks competition because some of the entries were apparently being spread in a ‘viral’ manner. The site was a place where anyone could create and upload a firefox commercial. The best one was supposed to be chosen by Mozilla to run on TV.

Video: Wheee!

Firefox Flicks

It's one of the biggest misconceptions in dating, and it's time to get it out in the open for good. The so-called "cool" men and women out there aren't half as good in the sack as their "nerdier" counterparts. Nerds not only have the brains, but they also have the most powerful possession of all, the love touch.

- Nerds Take the Time to Research
- Nerds Have a Much Bigger Hard Drive
- Nerds are Passionate about Learning
- Nerds are Smart about Finding Love

Source [Gleen Magazine]

This guy really needs to chill, Onyxia is a bitch to kill. Kind of brings back memories though, and almost makes me wish I'd kept my WoW account.

<a href=”http://media.putfile.com/ony_wipe”>Raid on Onyxia</a>

If your parents ever say to you “Boy, you're going to be a star. I'll pay for the video, you'll make millions out of it”, please… ask your mates first. Parents are often blinded by love, and deaf

Wo bist du, mein Sonnenlicht

Doesn't quite have the same effect as the real thing, but still cool to watch

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16th March 2006: It looks like this is actually part of an advert for The Simpsons on Sky One.