Only in America could you get a breakfast containing 231% of your recommended daily cholesterol intake. The Hungryman breakfast has eggs, sausages, bacon, pancakes, and something called home-fries, which I think are like the hash browns you get from littlewoods. This turd on a plate contains 1030 Calories, 21g saturated fat (104% RDA), 630mg Cholesterol (231% RDA) and 2090mg Sodium (87% RDA).
There aren't many people who could get away with eating this, and live to tell the story, if you're already a 400 pound monster truck, you may as well throw caution to the wind and chow down. Fill your bowl full of jelly with a tray full of dead animals and chicken miscarriages. But for people who can safely walk on the second floor? You may wanna stick to the Pop Tarts.
The worst breakfast ever [X-Entertainment]
A Chinese pensioner can lift up to 14 bricks with a 'horn' that's grown on his forehead. Wang Ying, 73, has been practicing Kung Fu, especially the study of Qi, since he was just eight-years-old, but his studies took a new direction after a 5cm long tumour grew on his forehead.
I'm sure they could do something about this. Maybe a prosthetic ballsack?
Source: Ananova.com
PARIS – A Frenchman lost in a labyrinth of disused mushroom caves said he had survived 35 days by eating rotten wood and clay, after being rescued only thanks to a teachers' strike.
Jean-Luc Josuat-Verges, 48, told French newspapers he had gone to the deserted caves at Madiran in the Pyrenees in December seeking isolation during a spell of depression which had left him considering suicide.
While wandering through the cave network the father-of-two's flashlight stopped working, and he was unable to find his way out.
His abandoned car was found 35 days later by three children who were not at school because their teachers were on strike. The children alerted police who rescued Josuat-Verges from the caves. French media said he had lost 40 lb. and was weak.
Source:MSNBC
A drunken driver hit a telephone pole support wire that decapitated his passenger. He then drove 12 miles home and slept in his bloody clothes, police said, leaving the headless body in his truck.
A neighbor discovered Daniel Brohm's headless corpse in the truck on sunday morning in John Kemper Hutcherson's driveway and called authorities. Officers said they found Hutcherson asleep inside his home, visibly drunk and his clothes bloody, and later found Brohm's severed head at the crash site.
“It's hard for one to imagine that you would drive miles from a crash site to your home, turning in various directions, and yet not know what has happened to a passenger sitting next to you,” A spokesman said.
Brohm, 23, apparently was leaning out of the window when Hutcherson hit the support wire about a mile and a half from the bar, but police did not know why.
Source: CNN
Rescuers worked late Tuesday night and early Wednesday morning at the home of a 600-pound woman who was having trouble breathing. Rescuers went in not knowing how difficult it would be to get her out. 40-year-old Gail Grinds was stuck to her couch and had to be removed surgically at the hospital.Authorities estimate she had been on the couch anywhere from two to five years.
Everyone going inside had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air. They tried to cut out the front door, but at four-and-a-half feet wide, it wouldn't work. They had to cut plywood since a normal stretcher wouldn't do.
An ambulance was too small, so they brought in a trailer to get her out. Using planks, they loaded the woman on to the trailer, still attached to the couch. Removing her would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin has literally become one with the sofa and it had to be surgically removed.
Source: WFTV 
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IN FRONT OF THE MONITOR– No one is looking forward to the release of Doom III more than Greg Tanner. Greg, a 27-year-old computer gamer, intends to quit his job, sell his car, and break-up with his girlfriend when id Software's new first-person action game is released.
Doom III is anticipated to test the strength of many relationships.Greg's reasoning is sound. He doesn't want to be burdened with real-life issues, which would only distract him from his computer-gaming goals.
“I worked hard to earn enough money to pay for the computer hardware I'll need to play [Doom III] effectively,” said Greg. “I've already started severing contact with casual friends, I've disconnected my phone, and I've purchased enough sustenance (frozen burritos, cheez puffs, and no-name cola) to last me six months. If the game is more popular than anticipated, or an add-on pack is released, I've scheduled some downtime to make a Costco run if necessary.”
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After 15 pints of beer a man accidently shot his nut's off after getting his sawn-off shotgun to settle an argument over who's round it was next, he received a 5 year prison sentence.
Source: The Sun
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Jacko's been bailed out for $3 million after being arrested yesterday. Nutter…
