A drunken driver hit a telephone pole support wire that decapitated his passenger. He then drove 12 miles home and slept in his bloody clothes, police said, leaving the headless body in his truck.

A neighbor discovered Daniel Brohm's headless corpse in the truck on sunday morning in John Kemper Hutcherson's driveway and called authorities. Officers said they found Hutcherson asleep inside his home, visibly drunk and his clothes bloody, and later found Brohm's severed head at the crash site.

“It's hard for one to imagine that you would drive miles from a crash site to your home, turning in various directions, and yet not know what has happened to a passenger sitting next to you,” A spokesman said.

Brohm, 23, apparently was leaning out of the window when Hutcherson hit the support wire about a mile and a half from the bar, but police did not know why.

Source: CNN

Rescuers worked late Tuesday night and early Wednesday morning at the home of a 600-pound woman who was having trouble breathing. Rescuers went in not knowing how difficult it would be to get her out. 40-year-old Gail Grinds was stuck to her couch and had to be removed surgically at the hospital.Authorities estimate she had been on the couch anywhere from two to five years.

Everyone going inside had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air. They tried to cut out the front door, but at four-and-a-half feet wide, it wouldn't work. They had to cut plywood since a normal stretcher wouldn't do.

An ambulance was too small, so they brought in a trailer to get her out. Using planks, they loaded the woman on to the trailer, still attached to the couch. Removing her would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin has literally become one with the sofa and it had to be surgically removed.

Source: WFTV

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IN FRONT OF THE MONITOR– No one is looking forward to the release of Doom III more than Greg Tanner. Greg, a 27-year-old computer gamer, intends to quit his job, sell his car, and break-up with his girlfriend when id Software's new first-person action game is released.

Doom III is anticipated to test the strength of many relationships.Greg's reasoning is sound. He doesn't want to be burdened with real-life issues, which would only distract him from his computer-gaming goals.

“I worked hard to earn enough money to pay for the computer hardware I'll need to play [Doom III] effectively,” said Greg. “I've already started severing contact with casual friends, I've disconnected my phone, and I've purchased enough sustenance (frozen burritos, cheez puffs, and no-name cola) to last me six months. If the game is more popular than anticipated, or an add-on pack is released, I've scheduled some downtime to make a Costco run if necessary.”

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After 15 pints of beer a man accidently shot his nut's off after getting his sawn-off shotgun to settle an argument over who's round it was next, he received a 5 year prison sentence.

Source: The Sun

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I found the most disturbing Southpark episode (flash movie – read more to watch) and the woman with the most unfortunate name ever

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I added a webcam page, so when I'm not watching streaming TV, it might be on, take a look – it's under the stuff section.

Been looking around on the net, found a cool site, Googlism. Here's what it said for Thanatos
Googlism for Thanatos:
Thanatos is undoubtedly fitting in the cosmic scheme of things
Thanatos is a website of mine
Thanatos is also a character in euripides' play alcestis
Thanatos is now running freebsd
Thanatos is a dark knight
Thanatos is trying to get out of this place
Thanatos is in the high school class of 2004
Thanatos is not on crack
Thanatos is in fact a demon
Thanatos is so great that the planet's orbit is egg
Thanatos is dus de strafvonnis
Thanatos is trying to get into dylucks body

Jacko's been bailed out for $3 million after being arrested yesterday. Nutter…

Found a cool poem…
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Over many a strange and spurious pronsite of 'hot XXX Galore',
While I clicked my favorite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"Tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server,
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